Firthspeak

Colin Words - A small Dictionary

Firthspeak

Defined - noun. - Language, mainly English in origin, made up of words and phrases associated with characters played by Colin Firth in his movies. Secondarily - verb. - usage of any words or phrases associated with any movies Colin Firth has been in.

Firthilizing

Defined - The usage of Firthspeak in one's everyday conversation.

Firthalized

Defined - The point in time when one became fully sucked in by the man. (different than colinized as that refers to getting someone else hooked.)

Colinizing

Defined - The process of plotting to indoctrinate and win over a female friend to the wonders and wonderfulness of Colin Firth.

Colinization

Defined - The actual act of tying ones friend to a chair and keeping them there as you show them every CF movie you have, extol his virtues, point out the yummy and swoony scenes and all of his mannerisms.

Colinized

Defined - The total submission and admission of this person to the fact that Colin is the most gorgeous man alive. It is just prior to becoming a Firthaholic. You must give them at least a copy of BJD or P&P to help them as they adjust.

Firthaholic

For signs and symptoms - Go Here

Colinprivation

Defined - deprival, withdrawal, loss, withholding, dispossession of Colin and all things Colin related by being at work, on vacation, etc.

Colinectomy

Defined - when circumstances, a significant other or mental institution forcibly removes all things Colin from you.

Firthalascious

Defined - how one's body gets by talking about, seeing pictures of or movies with Colin .

Intergalactical Firth Telepathy

IFT for short - You start saying something, and any of the other Fellow Firthlings knows exactly what you're up to before you could even finish your sentence... A second appearance of the ITF would be that you mentioned the movie you were watching, and some time later you're asked how far you'd got, and the suggested scene starts exactly at that moment.

Colinsearch

Defined - The constant scouring of the internet for things Colin

Firthflittchen

Defined - a firthfan that goes over the edge. ie: crosses the line of propriety.

Firththrift

Defined - Verb - the act of spending every last spare dime on anything remotely related to Colin

Noun - one who does the above.

Firth-union

Defined - Action verb - What any of us would like to be doing with Colin

Alafirth

SGFMWHLTWTTCG or Alafirth - Internet support group for spouses or significant others whose wives/partners have been totally consumed and obsessed by Colin (Support Group For Men Who Have Lost Their Wives To That Colin Guy)

Colinmode

Defined - noun - All things Colin pertaining to mood. I am in Colinmode, leave me alone.

Coliny (the)

A forum on the website Firth Essence

Colinite

A member of the forum The Coliny